“That’s the third blender this week!” Cop #1 was keeping a list of things the unhinged Janice hurled from his apartment.
“Broken window, shit flying out of it. That’s probable cause enough to knock on the door.” Said cop #2.
“And what? You saw what he did to the chick in the octagon last weekend?”
“There are two of us.”
“You go first.”
The men decided to wait.
A cat erupted from the window, sailed in a wide and almost graceful arc, and landed in a nearby tree. It appeared unhurt.
Cop #1 checked his records. The grey one, that’s Tyson.
They had been collecting data on Janice for some time. The alternative, arresting him (or her or it) was too scary.
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