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Monthly Archives: April 2017
The Silicon Graybeard mentioned me (link here). How awesome is that? “Adaptive Curmudgeon said he loves it when I say things like this: the barrel measured 0.368, so I thought a 3/8″ (0.375) drill bit would be too big. I … Continue reading
My friend (and occasional contributor) Dr. Mingo just uttered the quote of the year: “I don’t have time for this shit. I just want to play my fucking banjo!” Indeed.
[Not long ago, a reader asked me to write about homesteading and give squirrel stories a break. This wasn’t as easy as it sounds. Not only was my head deeply embedded in… Abba… but I was out of ideas on … Continue reading
Sears recently made an announcement: “Sears said in a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission that it had ‘substantial doubt’ about its ability to stay in business…” (Link is here. Be warned it’s a USA Today article with an outlandish advertisement to … Continue reading
Progress soars when people come up with new ideas. (Which is why Universities were formerly prime movers of civilization. Their current manifestation as musty tombs sucking at the teat of student loan debt is a story for another time.) Many … Continue reading
Like a fly orbiting a campfire I’m so very good at voicing unpopular opinions! What the hell is wrong with me? I wisely tiptoed around politics for a couple of months. Then on a whim I tossed accumulated mellowness in … Continue reading
[I apologize for veering into the gaping abyss of politics but I needed to say this: “It’s not as malevolent as it seems.” Minor perceived (and real) asshattery in the halls of power which slows the transition of power isn’t irredeemably … Continue reading
phe·nol·o·gy noun /fiˈnäləjē/ 1.The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, esp. in relation to climate and plant and animal life I haven’t done a phenology update in a while. In 2010 I formulated my unified field theory of seasonal change (Rule … Continue reading
Upstairs in his apartment Janice was writing in her journal: 09:45 Buy a new cat. Ali the cat was perched out of reach on top of the refrigerator. He beamed with joy. He stretched and flexed his claws. Then he … Continue reading