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I Can Honestly Say My Fake News Is Due Only To Incompetence

I made an editorial mistake in my last story. By the time you read this it will have been corrected. However, in the interest of transparency I’ll mention it here: Rand Paul is from Kentucky and he was injured in … Continue reading

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TurkeyBoobs, A Thanksgiving Story: Part 3 of 3

What happens next is one of those black swan events that nobody (except Cokie Roberts) saw coming. Delightfully, this one made the world a better place. Suddenly, possibly due to climate change, a blizzard swept in and blocked every street. … Continue reading

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TurkeyBoobs, A Thanksgiving Story: Part 2 of 3

“Are you idiots finished?” Trump (or his hair) fumes. There’s a general shuffling of feet and murmuring but yes, the remaining audience has indeed calmed down. Oddly, Rand Paul and Harry Reid are both missing. A sketchy individual had been … Continue reading

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TurkeyBoobs, A Thanksgiving Story: Part 1 of 3

Front steps of the White House, President Trump is speaking. “My fellow Americans, my hair and I are here to present to you, the American people, (and the American people are awesome, just like my hair) the turkey for today’s … Continue reading

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Incoming, You Might Want To Duck

I’m still on a pattern of light posting here at Curmudgeon Compound. Don’t worry, I’ll be back. I just have things to do and shit to avoid (i.e. anything in the news). We all know life is work first and … Continue reading

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Six Cords Shy Of A Broken Back

I’m still on hiatus and more or less off line but I bumped into this at Knuckledgaggin My Life Away and it was just so perfect (and seasonally appropriate) that I had to put it here too. Great song!

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Light Posting

I haven’t been online in a week or so, probably won’t return again for another week. Hence the light posting. In the meantime, I will neither confirm nor deny the authenticity of the thumbdrive with 30,000 “unofficial” state department e-mails … Continue reading

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Airsoft Story

This made me laugh so hard I about had a stroke. Enjoy. (Hat tip to Knuckledraggin My Life Away.)

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Joel Is On Patreon

I read The Ultimate Answer To Kings pretty regularly. There’s a link on the right side of this page and it wouldn’t be there if I didn’t. He just posted that “TUAK now has a Patreon account”. My audience isn’t … Continue reading

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Paving Your Own Road To Hell

“If someone succeeds in provoking you, realize that your mind is complicit in the provocation.” I put that up as a tag line in 2016. We’re in one of those periods in time when people are prone to totally losing … Continue reading

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