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Keep Your Head: Part 4: There’s Nothing But Me So It’ll Always Suck
Captain Recordvotegetter is giving a speech today. Whatever he says, it’ll be another effort to break your will. That’s how the cycle works. Biden wants you to believe “this is never going to get better”. Once you think there’s no … Continue reading
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Keep Your Head: Part 3: Five Stages Of Suck
I grew up in the first of what I’ve recognized as three cycles of collapse. I’ve learned by looking for parallels and differences. As a kid in the 1970’s, I saw society crapping out. Society didn’t recognize its bad trajectory … Continue reading
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Keep Your Head: Part 2: It Always Degenerates To Bugs And Death
One key to knowing the current mess is almost entirely contrived from bullshit is to know it happened before. I’ve linked to a fictional example of the show we’re watching in real life. Watch this clip: It’s a powerful scene … Continue reading
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Keep Your Head: Part 1: Buy Canned Goods
[Note: This post was meant for Biden’s scheduled “just before Labor Day weekend” speech. Everyone was wondering what crazy hail-Mary shit would come out of the drugged up dementia patient at the podium. The speech is over now and I … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 5: WIN!
Holy shit! It worked. It worked fairly well. It worked so much better than it ought to! It was a dumb idea but it worked… so it’s not entirely dumb. I went into the pig pen of weedy chaos and … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 4: GenX Corn
Anyway there were no piglets this spring and I was worried. In spring the pen was mostly dirt but it wouldn’t last. It would be a nearly impassible jungle in a few months. Why not try something different? I hit … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 3: The Pig And Weed Cycle
[Not that kind of weed, ya’ hippie!] My homestead’s fenced area should have pigs but doesn’t. All I’ve got is a rickety half collapsed fence around soil that’s notable. The soil has been shit on by pigs or cows most … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 2: Looming Bacon Shortage
I not-so-humbly think my readers are smarter than the average bear and fairly self-reliant so I need to pitch this out there. If you’ve got great advice about gardening, particularly the proven solutions used by gardeners for centuries; don’t tell … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 1
I’m going to start this post with a preference and two statements. First, the preference: I prefer raising or hunting critters to gardening or gathering plants. That’s just my opinion. You can do your own thing. The world is full … Continue reading
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I’m Cooler Than That! I Swear It!
I’ve been conventionally unproductive this summer, which means I’ve been a whir of happy inefficiency. I raised no pigs, sold my chickens, the homestead looks like shit, and the firewood ain’t stacked. Do I care? Not really. Why care about … Continue reading
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