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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Technical Difficulties
When folks send a comment I see it. I approve them virtually every time; usually within a day but sometimes it takes a couple days. Presumably I see all comments (I sure hope that’s true because if I’m only seeing … Continue reading
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The Cycle Of Life Births A Monarch
Lest we forget, the cycle of life continues unabated. Overly evolved monkeys that we are, we confuse our internal bullshit with literal reality. We’re prone to orbit the cult of politics. We roll like dogs in the serial panic it … Continue reading
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Two Weeks Of Sanity
Two weeks ago I posted the last of chapter six of from Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. It’s a lot of work to write such a thing and I’m prone to delay. But I want people to laugh (and … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Conclusion Of Chapter Six
Yesterday’s post concluded Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter Six: Adult Situations With Differential Equations. Nothing lasts forever and you’ve read to the end of what I’ve written. I hope you liked the story so far. You know those … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: A Most Potent Weapon In Defense Of Bullshit
Hundreds of miles away, in a secret facility, the Analyst leaned back in his chair. He was sporting an immense grin. “The Rickroll.” He chuckled. “My greatest invention.”
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger’s Rickroll
Chigger had finished his story and boy was it a hell of a story. Everyone applauded. Even if the man was mad, it was a hell of a tale. “I’m not done yet!” Chigger announced. His buddy Whacker nodded and … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Robert Palmer Girl
Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger’s Story
Earl sat in rapt attention as Chigger laid out the events of the day. The terrorist from Foreignplaceistan; Batman chasing him. He found himself believing it. Yet it was a mess. No sane man could weave a story so convoluted.
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Cookie Logic
Goon #2 was glaring at the transmitter that was flickering between yellow and red when Velma emerged from the room. She was sweaty and disheveled. Goon #1 giggled at the sight. He nudged Goon #2 and leered but Goon #2, … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Earl’s Newly Edited Report
Earl sat on the couch (which was still upended). He was spellbound. Chigger was in his element. Nobody told a barstool tale like Chigger; not the least of which because anything Chigger said, no matter how outlandish, was in character … Continue reading