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Category Archives: Miscellaneous Squirrels
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Conclusion Of Chapter Six
Yesterday’s post concluded Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter Six: Adult Situations With Differential Equations. Nothing lasts forever and you’ve read to the end of what I’ve written. I hope you liked the story so far. You know those … Continue reading
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Moar Squirrels!
It’s been a heck of a year. I’m not the only one who’s been derailed. We’ve all been shoved through the meat grinder. One small, personal side effect? I was getting nowhere with Attack of the Lesbian Squirrels. However, down … Continue reading
A New Year’s Resolution You Can Keep
Congratulations! You’re not dead! You know what that means? It means the New Year approaches and you’re still on the best side of the grass. For you, you lucky mammalian miracle, the cycle begins anew. Life (or at least the … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Birth Of A Supervillian
Like many writers (most of which are better than me), I used a serialized story to paint myself into a corner. Rather than post crap that’s rejiggered for bad reasons (I’m looking at you Lucas! Han shot first you pansy … Continue reading
More Squirrels: How We Got Here
Mrs. Curmudgeon, who’s infinitely patient, has had to sit through countless movies while I demonstrate absolutely no knowledge of what’s going on. There’s a deeply nuanced environment and I just show up in the middle like some sort of tourist. … Continue reading
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Fake News
The following quote is satire. I wrote it. I was making fun of the press (New York Times). I crammed this joke into a story involving lesbian activist squirrels. (Link: Road To Portland: Part 27: Free Beer): “In an unfortunate incident, 782 … Continue reading
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New Squirrels
New Squirrels will go live tomorrow morning. (They’re already on Patreon right now.) I set the WordPress timer and my coffee pot timer at the same time and thus will begin the day caffeinated and publicly irreverent. Sadly, I’ll be … Continue reading
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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 20: So Where Was I?
UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading
Lesbian Activist Squirrel Update: I’m Apparently The Worst Marketer Ever
“You are the worst marketer ever! You’re like the guys that invented New Coke mixed with whomever cancelled Firefly.” Ouch. That hurt. The commanding voice was hard to ignore. It was my friend, very occasional blog author, and frequent (though … Continue reading
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2001 A Space Odyssey: Dawn Of Man
This video was captured in a living room in Portland. Squirrels were involved. All will be explained in due time.
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