Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

About AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Enginerding: Bridge Video

I’m loving this guy’s voice. I wasn’t particularly mystified by the Florida bridge failure but I was entertained by this guy’s presentation. Listen for the epic vocabulary like “osmelloscope”, “fuck all and a big bridge”, and the heroically irreverent “thanks … Continue reading →

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Winter Has Worn Out Its Welcome

You know what it’s doing right now? It’s snowing. You know what it was doing yesterday? Snowing. You know what it was doing the day before? Snowing. I’m getting sick of this shit: Someone needs to do this:

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 23: Pedantics

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 22: Things You Can’t Say

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 21: Chigger Gets It On Tape

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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New Squirrels

New Squirrels will go live tomorrow morning. (They’re already on Patreon right now.) I set the WordPress timer and my coffee pot timer at the same time and thus will begin the day caffeinated and publicly irreverent. Sadly, I’ll be … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 20: So Where Was I?

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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Self Driving Cars

I have not written about self driving cars for the same reason I haven’t blogged about proctology exams. Also, why occupy mental space with worry over the 376th attempt to limit my personal vehicular freedom. I haven’t put up with … Continue reading →

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So Much For That

I had an awesome plan for a series of posts that would hit the ground running Monday morning. Unfortunately my “automagic” scheduled posts disappeared into the aether. I blame Russian collusion. I’ll fix it shortly. Carry on.

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Phenology Update

Perhaps you think spring is nigh? Time for tulips and robins and girls in summer dresses? NO! It ‘aint over yet. I know this for two reasons. I’m not aware of any trucks that have fallen through the ice. It’s … Continue reading →

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