Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Theo Spark provided this handy representation of the Mueller Probe. You can stop here if you want. It’s not the season for politics. You’re still reading? OK, that’s your call. I’ve been avoiding political commentary. Negativity is bad for everyone (including … Continue reading →

My last post mentioned Gator fan, convicted felon, and former United States Congresswoman Corrine Brown. She took the time, during congressional testimony, to utter these sage words: “One, two, three, four, five, them there Gators don’t take no jive!” She reminds … Continue reading →

Dave Barry has the “mocking Florida” situation well in hand. For that public service we should all thank him. A while ago I bought his first pure fiction book: Big Trouble. It was excellent and I recommend it to everyone. … Continue reading →

I’ve been busier than a one-armed paper hanger (hence the infrequent posts). However, I’ve blocked out a single hour in my overclocked insane unreasonable hectic schedule for my favorite show; Grand Tour. It starts again December 8th and I can’t wait: … Continue reading →

I made an editorial mistake in my last story. By the time you read this it will have been corrected. However, in the interest of transparency I’ll mention it here: Rand Paul is from Kentucky and he was injured in … Continue reading →

What happens next is one of those black swan events that nobody (except Cokie Roberts) saw coming. Delightfully, this one made the world a better place. Suddenly, possibly due to climate change, a blizzard swept in and blocked every street. … Continue reading →

“Are you idiots finished?” Trump (or his hair) fumes. There’s a general shuffling of feet and murmuring but yes, the remaining audience has indeed calmed down. Oddly, Rand Paul and Harry Reid are both missing. A sketchy individual had been … Continue reading →

Front steps of the White House, President Trump is speaking. “My fellow Americans, my hair and I are here to present to you, the American people, (and the American people are awesome, just like my hair) the turkey for today’s … Continue reading →

I’m still on a pattern of light posting here at Curmudgeon Compound. Don’t worry, I’ll be back. I just have things to do and shit to avoid (i.e. anything in the news). We all know life is work first and … Continue reading →

I’m still on hiatus and more or less off line but I bumped into this at Knuckledgaggin My Life Away and it was just so perfect (and seasonally appropriate) that I had to put it here too. Great song!