I’m loving this guy’s voice. I wasn’t particularly mystified by the Florida bridge failure but I was entertained by this guy’s presentation. Listen for the epic vocabulary like “osmelloscope”, “fuck all and a big bridge”, and the heroically irreverent “thanks for watchin’, keep your dick in a vice”.
My dick has sometimes been a component of my vices, or vice-related activities, but I think the narrator meant to keep your dick in a “vise”, that is, a clamping & holding device, such as the ones I have mounted to benches, & I’d bet my next paycheck you have more than one, as well.
Funny you should mention it. I’ve been planning the purchase of another vise sometime soon. I won’t be putting any body parts in it though.
But Mama, that’s where the fun is!
Well, some people’s fun, but not mine nor yours. I may be crazy, but not wired THAT wrong. Shit, there I go judging people by my own standards. I even bet David “Camera” Hogg wouldn’t let me hang out with him.
I’m so depressed by that, I think I’ll go eat a Tide Pod, or use it as a suppository, or whatever one is supposed to do with them.
aVe’s stuff is always great.
Didja get this from SDA? Or TUAK?
}:-]
Good old Uncle Bumblefuck; always good for a larf.
In all seriousness, I’d love to see yourself, AvE, and Jason Peters (of Dispatches from Dumbass Acres; you linked to him some time back, and I am eternally grateful that you did) in one venue.
I submit the following potential titles for said venue:
Axis of Asshole
Backwoods Bumblefuckery
How It’s Razed
Men in Moly-Disulfide Black
In Which We Completely Dicker Up __________
Curmudgeonly Eye for the… Ok; I’ll stop
Curmudgeonly Eye for the… Ok; I’ll stop
Ha ha ha!
Ooh, ooh;
Twin Freaks (Triple Freaks? Fuck.)