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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 10: Land Sailing

The next day dawns cheerfully. I’ve slept like a baby in my supertent (probably because I was totally exhausted). Everyone at camp is happy and my coffee is exceptionally tasty. I can’t stop smiling. My boat did well and I … Continue reading

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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 9: Playing With Fire

Eventually it’s clear the burger is neither going up nor down so I might as well sail. I leave the truck in car jail and hike back to the beach. Everyone is pretty much “sailed out”. The sun will set … Continue reading

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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 8: Wet Asses And Big Smiles

A small short boat (all other things being equal) is slower than a big long boat. We’re the shortest, smallest boat in the “fleet”. About this I give not one fuck. This is my canoe replacement mini-expedition craft and it … Continue reading

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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 7: Politeness Dance

Other folks showed up. Some locals had been snug in their homes during last night’s storm. Others had been at anchor, either sound asleep or getting battered… I’ve no idea. There was pressure in the air. Like a species waiting … Continue reading

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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 6: Pondering The Sky

It was a leisurely morning. I didn’t expect that! I assumed rugged macho sailor types would be sail at dawn; either with or without some nautical rationalization. I’d mentally steeled myself for an early morning. All my life I’ve been … Continue reading

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Midlife Crisis My Ass

True story: I was relating a story about my fun trip with my fun little boat and I got a bitchy comment that burned my biscuits. Curmudgeon: “Had a great time this weekend. I was sailing the boat I built. … Continue reading

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The Damn Lawn Is Going To Kill Me

[It has been several weeks… the lawn is shifting from Serengeti to Taiga. It doesn’t take long before nature sees the vacuum you’ve left.] My lawn has been a struggle forever. I’ve got limited man hours and equipment to throw … Continue reading

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Operation Old Guy Salutes Operation Stubfart

[So I hit “go” on a post and loaded up the Dodge to go do some stuff. BOOM! Suddenly it’s a week and a half later. How the hell did that happen? I’ve left the blog on auto-pilot far too … Continue reading

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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 5: Storm!

Among the best things in life (insert Conan quote here) is sitting around a campfire listening to stories. What a great evening. Folks who build boats (no surprise here) “think outside the box”. They find unique solutions to life’s problems. … Continue reading

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