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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Circular Political Derp Question
Internally inconsistent thinking annoys me. First, some background and then my question. A redacted but unclassified and released “Intelligence Bulletin” from the FBI Phoenix Field Office (May 30, 2019) says: “…conspiracy theories “are usually at odds with official or prevailing … Continue reading
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KISSASS In Action: Snowflakes In A Van
Recently I linked to an article that defined KISSASS: …if you’re not a member of the professional class, the key to getting your personal essays published in prominent publications is KISSASS—Keep It Short, Sad, And Simple, Stupid.” I’ve stumbled across … Continue reading
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Can A Tinfoil Hat Wearing Blogger Be Insufficiently Paranoid?
I love conspiracy theories but I’m not an idiot. Skepticism and common sense matter; fake moon landings and flat earths are dumb. The only fun conspiracy theories are the ones that turn out to be true. Recently, I made an … Continue reading
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Insightful Observation – KISSASS
I found an interesting article on Quillette. I encourage you to check it out. Here are a few snippets: “…I finally hit upon the key to successfully placing an essay about working-class life in a prominent American publication. You’ve probably … Continue reading
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Two New Blogroll Links
I almost never link to a YouTube channel. The main reason is that I prefer the medium of text to video. I read fast and don’t usually need imagery to keep my interest. Also, YouTube itself is run by duplicitous … Continue reading
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Pizza Hunting
Cat Rotator’s Quarterly has a short fiction post I heartily recommend (hat tip to Bayou Renaissance Man). Here’s a clip to whet your appetite: Gina, holding her breath, watched as the wild pizza rippled toward the trap. “Quiet,” Lui hissed. … Continue reading
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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 12: End Like A Boss!
At the flooded campground (sheltered by trees) the wind is whipping; the lake looks worse. This seems like a good time to shit myself with fear. Instead I start “reefing”. To “reef” a sail is to reduce its surface area. … Continue reading
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Sail/Camp Adventure #2: Part 11: Once More Into The Breach
Having done absolutely everything I wished to do I can be forgiven for assuming the excitement was over. After breakfast I’d sail back across the waters, get my truck out of car jail, trailer up, and head home. Easy peasy. … Continue reading
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