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Monthly Archives: March 2021
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 17: Woof
Woof Janice had never really registered Robert at all. When the cellphone went flying he stayed on target. It was all about the phone. It was going to pay for what it had done! The phone landed on a patch … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 16: Muscle Car Undercarriage
Muscle Car Undercarriage A fat county sheriff made a leap for Robert and missed. Janice didn’t dodge left or right of the sheriff who was suddenly in his way. He simply went through the exact space the man was occupying … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 15: Cell Phone Thief
Cell Phone Thief It’s a disconcerting thing to witness an arena filled with frenetic screaming masses pivot on a dime so many times. The crowd had careened from good natured support of Mindy’s athleticism, to revulsion at Mindy’s failure to … Continue reading
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The Perv / Gentleman Deconstructive Argument
Update: The people have spoken. I was wrong and Mrs. Curmudgeon was right. Y’all seem to agree the song is pervy and always was. My idea that it was 51 years ago and we’re just looking at it through jaded, cynical … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 14: Release the Kraken
Release the Kraken The fighters readied themselves for the next round. Mindy, a good athlete through and through, was breathing deeply; the better to fill her lungs with oxygen and bring her heart rate down. On Janice’s side things were … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 13: War With Eastasia
War With Eastasia Mindy was no wimp. The crowd howled like jackals and Janice advanced like a lion but she held her ground. At the last minute she dodged aside and landed a swift kick on Janice’s thigh. Swish. BANG! … Continue reading
Hello? Is This Thing On?
I suddenly stopped getting hit stats. That’s weird because that part of my WordPress setup has been pretty reliable. Odds are it’s a minor patch that’s missing or something similar. Either that of I’ve hit the big time and been … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 12: Marching Hammers
If you wound up here from an external link you’re probably wondering what context of could possibly make sense of this post. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (The … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 11: Redneck Ship Of Theseus
Some folks have arrived here from new locations. Welcome! If you’re new you’re probably wondering what the hell is going on. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (In case … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 10: Scouts Go Hunting
Scouts Go Hunting Everyone focused on the parking lot, eagerly anticipating a fun evening. Then… disaster! Six campus “Activists” started to form a random protest. Oh no! University students are so well trained that protests spontaneously generate in their vicinity. … Continue reading