Monthly Archives: April 2021

Nothing make me happier than satire. It doesn’t get much better than this: AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH by LESLIE YLINEN What’s in it? Every woman deserves to know exactly what’s in her birth control. Rush … Continue reading →

I’ve scooped The Babylon Bee! Babylon’s story Facebook Blocks Story That Says We Weren’t Always At War With Eastasia is pure gold: “In recent remarks, President Joe Biden stated that we had always been at war with Eastasia. This had … Continue reading →

I wrote posts (here and here) about how strange our world has become. I’d observed and described real events. They were weird because I still remember “normal”. I assumed I was alone in my observations until I stumbled across this … Continue reading →

[Between well appreciated blog donations, selling a kidney on e-bay, and other financing activities which definitely don’t involve work as a contract killer or a Tupperware Ponzi scheme, the Curmudgeon managed to fix his truck’s transmission! In celebration, he ventured … Continue reading →

I was reunited with my truck. Checkbook bleeding but new transmission installed, I happily set out to do errands. Where to go? In our new world, decisions involve different variables than “before times”. I needed stuff best found in the … Continue reading →

I’ve been without my truck for three weeks. Three. Weeks. They’ve been long weeks. Some folks might take this in stride. It’s an inconvenience and an expense (a huge one) but nothing more. Not me! Vast swaths of the population … Continue reading →

phe·nol·o·gy noun /fiˈnäləjē/ 1.The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, esp. in relation to climate and plant and animal life In the modern era everything is political. It shouldn’t be. Some things simply are. Thus, I assert that spring is … Continue reading →