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A Private Message To A Specific Commenter

This post has nothing to do with anything publicly displayed on my blog: I recently got a comment from ATEMPORARYADDRESS@hotmail.com. I don’t want to respond to the actual address. God knows how much spam a response would generate. (In case … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 1

The next few posts are from the past. I wrote the rough draft in the spring of 2021. I jotted it in a notebook on a picnic table while camping. I never posted it; until now. It’s less than a … Continue reading

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Widget Links

First of all, I hope y’all understand and have some sympathy for why I’ve left my blog on autopilot recently. It’s not just that I’m lazy. Winter is kicking my ass and I’ve got a million irons in the fire. … Continue reading

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Pack Your Shit, We’re Going Camping Soon

Did you like your Christmas present? I posted fifteen consecutive days of handmade satirical whimsy. I never mentioned COVID, any politician, or exhorted you to buy stuff (save a tiny hint that I do azppreciate tips). Now, weeks into 2022, … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas

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Cold Fury Needs A Hand

If there’s a loop, I’m not in it. If there’s a clique of people who know each other, I didn’t get the memo. I know noting personal about nobody; choosing to read blogs as if they spring from the earth … Continue reading

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Squirrels On The Horizon!

Here’s a test: Q: What’s 13,000 words, 14 parts, a week late, and has not one single mention of Covid? A: The next chapter in Attack of the Lesbians Activist Squirrels! It’s not done yet, but it’s done enough that … Continue reading

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Dreams, Adventure, And Risk: Pics Or It Didn’t Happen

I recently expounded on my theory that people need dreams & adventure. I also gave a personal example (links: 1, 2, 3, 4). What was the example? I bought a hot tent* and stove* with which I intend to camp … Continue reading

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Well This Is Embarrasing

It’s the season of giving and I had a present in mind. It was a present for you (all readers). Alas, it’s delayed. Sorry about that. Unlike most delayed deliveries, I can’t blame supply chain dumfuckery. It’s all my fault. … Continue reading

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Old But Relevant Satire

“I make three times as much money as him and I’m totally miserable.”

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