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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 12: Marching Hammers
If you wound up here from an external link you’re probably wondering what context of could possibly make sense of this post. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (The … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 11: Redneck Ship Of Theseus
Some folks have arrived here from new locations. Welcome! If you’re new you’re probably wondering what the hell is going on. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (In case … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 10: Scouts Go Hunting
Scouts Go Hunting Everyone focused on the parking lot, eagerly anticipating a fun evening. Then… disaster! Six campus “Activists” started to form a random protest. Oh no! University students are so well trained that protests spontaneously generate in their vicinity. … Continue reading
Waiting For The Worms / In The Flesh
In the intellectually constrained sweatbox of modern life, there’s a prison from which few escape with free minds. I’m referring of course, to universities. I mock them heartily in the next few posts and for good reason. Students who live … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 09: Audi Kill Zone
Audi Kill Zone The upcoming drug bust had taken on a life of its own. As the word spread, an entire ecosystem of State, Federal, and Local agencies arrived like scavengers at a prime carcass. They jostled for position in … Continue reading
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Lesbian Squirrel Cliffs Notes: The Audi
Tomorrow’s post is all about the deadly menace of an unattended Audi. Those of you who’ve read the entirety of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels know the scoop. Those who haven’t may be baffled. For them, I’m offering a … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 08: How The Hook Was Set
How The Hook Was Set As they waited for the event to start, Winston’s phone rang. “Did they bite?” It was a colleague from a hopelessly mismanaged hedge fund on the west coast. A fellow outcast in the modern world … Continue reading
A Compliment Much Appreciated
“Hello everyone. My name is Curmudgeon.” “Hi Curmudgeon.” “I guess I’m here because what has happened in America, and throughout what was once called ‘western society’, since March 13th, 2020 is literally torture.” “Dude, that’s kinda’ dark.” “Tough shit. It’s … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 07: Pregame Trash Talk
Pregame Trashtalk The Arena was packed; the crowd electrified. Winston Jones sat quietly. His wife was buying a tub of popcorn and would join him soon. It was date night and they enjoyed watching university kids beat the hell out … Continue reading
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A Good Day For The Curmudgeon
Releasing new posts for Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels is always stressful. When you create something, you’ve opened yourself up to failure. You never know how things will go. Incidentally, this is why, when you see freaks in the … Continue reading
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