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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Truck Update: Three Weeks
I’ve been without my truck for three weeks. Three. Weeks. They’ve been long weeks. Some folks might take this in stride. It’s an inconvenience and an expense (a huge one) but nothing more. Not me! Vast swaths of the population … Continue reading
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Phenology Report: Early Spring And A Horny Grouse
phe·nol·o·gy noun /fiˈnäləjē/ 1.The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, esp. in relation to climate and plant and animal life In the modern era everything is political. It shouldn’t be. Some things simply are. Thus, I assert that spring is … Continue reading
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Curmudgeon’s Cultural Corner: Followup
As long as I’m pondering genre crossing performances I might as well include Bluegrass (Hat Tip: Loan Star Parson): I’m shocked how cheerful bluegrass sounds even when the lyrics are pure darkness. They were jamming with banjos and sweet harmonies … Continue reading
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Curmudgeon’s Cultural Corner
As a a genuine knuckle dragging deplorable fly-over county citizen it’s politically popular to assume I listen to nothing but Lynyrd Skynyrd; probably while doing meth and setting my house trailer on fire. (Don’t blame me, I’m only reporting the … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 21: Slutburger’s Job Interview
Slutburger’s Job Interview Robert’s now officially ex-girlfriend arrived. (She’d texted him and that made it official. How he’d receive text when his phone had been reduced to individual molecules was not her concern.) She took a deep breath, and knocked … Continue reading
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Did You Enjoy The Ride?
Tomorrow will be the final installment in Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels; Chapter 7: Thunderdome. I’ve spent a full month examining politically correct nonsense so I can take the best possible figurative dump on it. Have I succeeded? Are you … Continue reading
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A Twelve Word Homestead Update: Further Details
I have been reminded of several things recently: 1.) Quit whining and count my blessings… a life path I have often advocated in my writings. B.) There are many folks out there that have sympathy. They know how attached a … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 20: Those Were Good Fireworks
Those Were Good Fireworks We’ve all had that dream where we reach out, trying to stop some cataclysmic event, but we’re too slow. Ed lived that dream. Spinning on a dime, four of the boys broke off from the pack … Continue reading
A Twelve Word Homestead Update
My truck is broke. This might be the big one. Everything sucks.
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