Rhythm

I just did a Neandertal click. That’s my term for it, I just decided. A “Neandertal click” is when you click on something even through you realize that only a friggin idiot would care. Lets face it, the only reason anyone would click on the drummer below is because… well duh, she’s hot. (Though perhaps a little skinny.) Don’t give me shit for noticing, she didn’t dress that way to impress us with her degree in physics.

Surprisingly, sometimes a Neandertal hits pay dirt. This woman, whoever she is, would rock a drum set even if she looked like a mule. I started off tapping in time and was soon totally immersed. It’s SFW (if loud) and worth the watch:

In case you’re wondering, I couldn’t play drums if they were rhythmically dropped on my head by a robot metronome. This is what it looks like when I try to follow a beat:

Note: If y’all are fixin’ to get pedantic and bitch that there’s a cut at 2:50, don’t bother I saw it too and didn’t care.

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