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Monthly Archives: September 2019
Firewood Update: Market Solution: Part 3
I did a desperate thing. Facebook (I like to call it F***book) has local marketplace / social media bullshit. I went there. Lord help me, but I did it. I fuckin’ hate F***book! The interface is shitty and the information … Continue reading
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Firewood Update: Market Solution: Part 2
I decided to buy firewood. That means finding someone in my sparsely populated rural area that will work for money. Trees are coming out of our ears up here. The resource is plentiful. But it’s just plan tough to process … Continue reading
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Firewood Update: Market Solution: Part 1
The last few winters kicked my ass. This time I’m in it to win it. I’m not going into that dark night (again) without a goddamn fight. I’ve been stacking wood every moment I get. The weather, however, has been … Continue reading
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A Voice Of Reason
My last post included some bitching about elementary and high schools (because they deserve it) but there’s always more to say. Dr. Profeta has sage advice about college: “We need to encourage our kids to slow it down, to take … Continue reading
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Woodpile Update And WTF
Like most Americans, I have 1) a life and 2) common sense. Thus, I’ve been ignoring politics. It’s just too stupid lately. I’ve been stacking wood. Winter is coming. It’s hard work and I’m doing every foot pound of labor … Continue reading
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So Much For Tardo
I’ve been monitoring the presence of a lonely (hungry?) stray cat bumbling about the periphery of my homestead. We’ve named it Tardo based on the fact that it’s dumb. It’s not just dumb but immensely so. Suppose you took two … Continue reading
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Badass Dipshit
A man who tried to fight a grizzly bear in Banff National Park was recently fined $4,000. It’s not the Babylon Bee and there’s nothing more to the story than the headline. You can read the whole thing for further … Continue reading
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Good News Video
Nothing on the video was news to me, you probably know it too. But it sure feels good to hear it repeated so have fun watching it. My favorite quote: “Pestilence, war, famine, and death are on the decline.” (I’d … Continue reading
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Lets All Pause And Reflect On The Passing Of Ric Ocasek
Years ago, I wrote a true story about Ric Ocasek, my theories about motorcycles, and a sex kitten on a motorcycle cruiser that still haunts my dreams. That series of posts unexpectedly generated more hits than most things I’ve written. … Continue reading
Potential New Cat: Tardo
A random stray cat has been hanging around for several weeks. This happens on homesteads. Cats sometimes just disappear and sometimes other cats just show up. Exceptionally stupid ones get stuck in outbuildings. During recent rainstorms “Interloper cat” was stuck … Continue reading
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