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Monthly Archives: May 2019
Gear Review: SpotX: Part 1
John Wick convinced me to buy a two way satellite communicator. It was a hard sell but he did it. I’m a cheap bastard; historically willing to die in a ditch rather than pay for an ambulance ride. With time … Continue reading
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Lawnmower Rant
I had a ton of shit to do this weekend (spoiler alert, none of it got done). I was (as usual) behind the eight ball. Winter held on, clinging to the bitter end. It deviously gave up the exact millisecond … Continue reading
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Walkabout: Pics Or It Didn’t Happen
Everything on my blog, including talking animals, is true. In case you had doubt, here are a few photos from my walkabout. Back at camp just before sunset. Pretty isn’t it? For several days while camping, this is what I … Continue reading
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Walkabout: The Larger Journey: Part 6
For the summer following my first boat’s cruise missile attack on the waves I happily stayed on shore. I nibbled away at the third boat’s build. Thankfully, the simple design meant it had an occasional straight line and that was … Continue reading
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Walkabout: The Larger Journey: Part 5
Halfway through building Plan C, the story took a twist. I never gave up on Plan A or Plan B. After years of seeking a boatright I finally talked a hippie (who has forgotten more about traditional woodwork than I’ll … Continue reading
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Walkabout: The Larger Journey: Part 4
I couldn’t go canoe camping anymore so I needed a new approach. Plan A was a very traditional old school double ender in need of “TLC”. I couldn’t fix it enough to use it. Plan B was a less antique … Continue reading
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Walkabout: The Larger Journey: Part 3
I was earnestly seeking a “new way” based on a type of craft I’d never used and couldn’t quite describe. I wasn’t sure where to start. Locally I couldn’t physically find a craft that seemed right. (I do live in … Continue reading
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Walkabout: The Larger Journey: Part 2
[Warning, this post has generalizations that will piss off several outdoor recreation interest groups. If you’re triggered or think I paint with too broad of a brush… drink a beer and count to ten before commenting that I’m an insensitive … Continue reading
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Walkabout: The Larger Journey: Part 1
[Because I’m prone to go non-linear, my travelogue veers into story. Rest assured, I do have a point. I might even get to it… eventually.] One chilly morning, many years ago, I stepped out of my tent and was dismayed … Continue reading
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Walkabout: Pumpjack: Part 4
Two bottles of Starbucks vanilla Frappuccino is not how I’d choose to start my day but it did the job. I mellowed and all was well. Placated, I cooked a second breakfast (I had the inclination to actually eat this … Continue reading
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