New Squirrels

New Squirrels will go live tomorrow morning. (They’re already on Patreon right now.) I set the WordPress timer and my coffee pot timer at the same time and thus will begin the day caffeinated and publicly irreverent. Sadly, I’ll be out of wifi most of the rest of the week. The cloud and my dog will be in charge of things unless my plans change (and my plans always change). There should be someone at the switch to approve comments. So there’s that. My only fear is that there’s a spelling error and Edna the Grammar Nazi will note it while I’m not able to rectify the situation. Such are the risks that must be took taken by the quasi-nomadic!

It occurs to me there are actual normal human beings who are unaware of the saga: Attack Of The Lesbian Squirrels. Thus they have no idea who Achmed is or why he’s running from a newly minted Batman. Such a tragedy!

I heartily recommend anyone who’s interested head to Attack Of The Lesbian Squirrels for a gander at the best, half written, freely available, book that includes words like “skunksplosion“. If anyone knows of a better half written, freely available, book that includes words like “skunksplosion” feel free to link to it in the comments.

If you don’t have half the day to read gibberish you can cut ahead to Chapter 5 – Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment. If you’re really in a hurry you can just catch the last post before I temporarily hung up my writing keyboard and got busy with life kicking my ass. That’s where Batman emerges and it’s called (creatively enough) Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain.

S0 there you have it, you can waste half a day, half an hour, or just a few minutes. I aim to please. Happy reading.