Gator Fans Versus Guam Capsize

My last post mentioned Gator fan, convicted felon, and former United States Congresswoman Corrine Brown. She took the time, during congressional testimony, to utter these sage words:

“One, two, three, four, five, them there Gators don’t take no jive!”

She reminds me of currently serving Congressman Hank Johnson. I posted about him in 2014. On March 10th, 2010 the esteemed Mr. Johnson asked the Navy, during congressional testimony, if putting additional military staff on Guam would cause the island of Guam to capsize:

Remember these two duly elected nitwits whenever anyone uses a phrase like “tarnishes the dignity of the office”. Dignity has nothing to do with winning elections, democracy, or our republic. (Most Americans don’t know the difference between a democracy and a republic anyway) Screamingly stupid people can and do find their way into positions of power. People who talk about “dignity of the office”, but only in reference to a party or politician they dislike, are either idiots or journalists (but I repeat myself). They should be kicked in the Gators and have Guam dropped on their head.

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2 Responses to Gator Fans Versus Guam Capsize

  1. Mark Matis says:

    Those two are Preferred Species, and are the result of Affirmative Action. The Supreme Court has mandated that Congressional districts shall be drawn in a manner that ensures the appropriate melanin content of the elected officials. See also Sheila Jackson Lee and the rest of the Congressional Black Caucus to understand the depth of the evil.

    I wonder how long until they mandated the same for the Senate?

  2. Bruce says:

    Other ocntenderes clearly include Maxine Watters and Shiela Jackson Lee.

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