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I’m ‘Merican, a victim of public schooling, and a blogger. It should be happy I’m literate at all. Spell check is a metaphor for the government. Continue reading →

The following post has no point or defining theme: What is it with Gershwin? It’s almost embarrassing to like his fluff derived of showtunes and lullabies; yet he was brilliant. If you can sit on my porch swing in July and not hear “Summertime” you’re a mutant. Continue reading →

Until recently the world was a better place. This is because I did not own Crocs. Continue reading →

Don’t let the whiners and their creeping weakness get to you.  Our nation is just as awesome as ever. Make noise and celebrate, for today we commemorate a most improbable event.  A bunch of rednecks bumpkins told the most powerful … Continue reading →

It isn’t Stuxnet but for some reason my spell check keeps deciding I’m British.  It defaults to favourite instead of favorite.  (And it flags my proper redneck spelling as incorrect.  The nerve!)  It probably thinks I drive a lorry and … Continue reading →

[Editor’s note: this was supposed to go live before the Supreme’s made their announcement.  So much for my scheduling program…] The Supreme Court is inches away from deep sixing the whole Obamacare debacle. Wow! Dare I hope? No! The Supremes … Continue reading →

A blog was not my first idea. My first idea was Obamacare Bingo. I made cards with some of the most insane predictions I could imagine. Off the wall, batshit crazy, utterly unhinged, “unexpected consequences” of socialized medicine. Continue reading →

In 2010 I’d had enough of the Congressional tittering flapdoodle as they tried (for reasons beyond logic or responsibility) to address the most important issue of the day; doping in baseball. Quoth the Curmudgeon: “Roger Clemens.  You are hereby recognized … Continue reading →

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Recently I was forced to subsist on barely edible food.  Yes, I’m talking about a Hardees Six Dollar Burger.  Tragic!  Alas, sometimes I just don’t have time to prepare a proper venison steak. It was after midnight and the clueless … Continue reading →