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For a while I made a hobby out of bashing the Chevy Volt.  Was I shooting fish in a barrel?  Yes; if by “shooting” you mean “detonate with a nuclear bomb” and by “barrel” you mean “area of ideologically driven … Continue reading →

Warning: Political Content.  You are encouraged to ignore it. Every time I go on an extended wilderness trip and/or disconnect from communication (which is more often than you’d think) I’m hesitant to go back on the grid. As I said … Continue reading →

I came. I saw. I fished.

Everything seems to be on an even keel.  Even, shockingly, politics.  Despite my “self imposed media blockout” I did notice that the MSM grudgingly admitted during the Republican National Convention that their sworn enemy doesn’t actually have horns and a … Continue reading →

…and surf elsewhere because I’m too lazy to blog right now. I burned all my energy butchering chickens and it’s nap time for me.  I suppose my muscles will ache less knowing it was a worse day for the chickens … Continue reading →

…that love is what makes a Subaru. Really? I prefer vehicles made out of metal. It’s a shame because a Subaru made of metal might appeal to me but one made of love smells like bullshit. Moreover I’m wearing deodorant … Continue reading →

I invented Obamacare Bingo(1) but this is even better! As always you should Listen to Uncle Jay. (1) No you may not see the Obamacare bingo cards.  You’ll just have to live through it.

I hate rationalization. If you want loud pipes have at it. (Though keeping them quieter than a screeching chainsaw being raped by a mutant amplified bagpipe would show a hint of good character.) Quit trying to come up with some bullshit safety based pretzel logic to explain that you installed “bitchin’ loud thunder pipes” for safety. Nobody on planet earth is fooled by your dumbass rationalizations so just quit pretending. Enjoy loud pipes because it’s fun to be obnoxiously loud. How hard is that? Continue reading →

…something odd about this post: Angry Vermont farmer crushes 7 police cruisers with tractor “…Orleans County sheriff’s deputies didn’t know what was happening in their parking lot until a neighbor called 911. A man on a big farm tractor, angry … Continue reading →

Given the choice, there are places I’d rather visit than Chicago. For example, Chernobyl or Marquis De Sade’s basement. Sadly, I was forced to travel through Chicago; or as I like to call it Modor in the Midwest. Continue reading →