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Category Archives: Sagas
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Eugene Seeks The One
Eugene was a statistical oddity. Theoretically, 99.7% of any population lies within three standard deviations of the mean for whatever trait you’re measuring; height, weight, IQ, or penis length. Exceed that distance and you’re a genuine freak of nature. Sadly … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Mike’s Day Zero
Mike radioed for an extraction. The helo had initial stabilization issues but soon all was well. He hopped on board, did a little cleanup of a messy “Area of Operations” and embraced the beginning of a new path. Twitch was … Continue reading
Moar Squirrels!
It’s been a heck of a year. I’m not the only one who’s been derailed. We’ve all been shoved through the meat grinder. One small, personal side effect? I was getting nowhere with Attack of the Lesbian Squirrels. However, down … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Exceptional Photojournalism
Chigger got it all on video. It was an exceptional piece of photojournalism. Despite a head sporting an Adidas tread pattern and the shock of meeting Batman, he stayed on task. Still recording, he reverted to is personal “go to” … Continue reading
A New Year’s Resolution You Can Keep
Congratulations! You’re not dead! You know what that means? It means the New Year approaches and you’re still on the best side of the grass. For you, you lucky mammalian miracle, the cycle begins anew. Life (or at least the … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Pedantics
Twitch tried to pull himself together. For him, this was a common desire but rare accomplishment. He counted to ten. He was alive! Now he needed to get out of this mess. He reached deep into his psyche and gathered … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Things You Can’t Say
“What did he say?!?” The Smoking Man fumed. The Analyst and the Smoking Man were watching a real-time feed directly from Chigger’s cell phone to their secret base in {REDACTED}. The analyst had clandestine access to every cell phone in … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger Gets It On Tape
Chigger stepped out of the brush to get a better view of the helicopter. It was rocketing skyward at a crazed tilted angle suitable for an ICBM but all wrong for a helicopter. Years of redneck shenanigans had taught Chigger … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Ride Off Into The Sunset
The stoic college dropout that entered the convenience store had been overconfident. The warrior that exited was unstoppable. Treachery had been unmasked and defeated. Powerful forces had come down from the sky only to be dispatched and mocked. A vomiting … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Birth Of A Supervillian
Like many writers (most of which are better than me), I used a serialized story to paint myself into a corner. Rather than post crap that’s rejiggered for bad reasons (I’m looking at you Lucas! Han shot first you pansy … Continue reading