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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 16: Muscle Car Undercarriage

Muscle Car Undercarriage A fat county sheriff made a leap for Robert and missed. Janice didn’t dodge left or right of the sheriff who was suddenly in his way. He simply went through the exact space the man was occupying … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 15: Cell Phone Thief

Cell Phone Thief It’s a disconcerting thing to witness an arena filled with frenetic screaming masses pivot on a dime so many times. The crowd had careened from good natured support of Mindy’s athleticism, to revulsion at Mindy’s failure to … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 14: Release the Kraken

Release the Kraken The fighters readied themselves for the next round. Mindy, a good athlete through and through, was breathing deeply; the better to fill her lungs with oxygen and bring her heart rate down. On Janice’s side things were … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 13: War With Eastasia

War With Eastasia Mindy was no wimp. The crowd howled like jackals and Janice advanced like a lion but she held her ground. At the last minute she dodged aside and landed a swift kick on Janice’s thigh. Swish. BANG! … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 12: Marching Hammers

If you wound up here from an external link you’re probably wondering what context of could possibly make sense of this post. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (The … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 11: Redneck Ship Of Theseus

Some folks have arrived here from new locations. Welcome! If you’re new you’re probably wondering what the hell is going on. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (In case … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 10: Scouts Go Hunting

Scouts Go Hunting Everyone focused on the parking lot, eagerly anticipating a fun evening. Then… disaster! Six campus “Activists” started to form a random protest. Oh no! University students are so well trained that protests spontaneously generate in their vicinity. … Continue reading

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Waiting For The Worms / In The Flesh

In the intellectually constrained sweatbox of modern life, there’s a prison from which few escape with free minds. I’m referring of course, to universities. I mock them heartily in the next few posts and for good reason. Students who live … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 09: Audi Kill Zone

Audi Kill Zone The upcoming drug bust had taken on a life of its own. As the word spread, an entire ecosystem of State, Federal, and Local agencies arrived like scavengers at a prime carcass. They jostled for position in … Continue reading

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Lesbian Squirrel Cliffs Notes: The Audi

Tomorrow’s post is all about the deadly menace of an unattended Audi. Those of you who’ve read the entirety of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels know the scoop. Those who haven’t may be baffled. For them, I’m offering a … Continue reading

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