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Category Archives: Sagas
Road To Portland: Part 14: Multi-dimensional Invisible Chess
To say the time after Billy’s relaxing breakfast of beer had been a whirlwind was an understatement. As soon as Doogie had negotiated an agreement with the squirrels he swung into action; issuing endless and confusing orders to everyone present. … Continue reading
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Road To Portland: Part 13.01: Video Link
That poor dog…
Road To Portland: Part 13: Me And You And A Dog Named Boo
“Me and you and a dog named boo Travellin’ and livin’ off the land Me and you and a dog named boo How I love being a free man” Boo was a dog. This would normally assure Boo a joyous … Continue reading
Squirrelish Photoshoppery
A few extremely awesome readers support me via Patreon. The Patreon site was an experiment. Would it work? This morning, as the calendar struck a new month, the system did what it does. (If a clock can strike midnight why can’t a calendar “strike” a new … Continue reading
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Road To Portland: Part 12: Lets Be Bad Guys
Billy slumped against the hood in his best “James Dean’s bad posture” pose while Doogie strode directly toward the tree. The bear at the tree’s base got up, stretched, gave a massive toothy yawn (a warning?), and let Doogie pass. … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 11: Becoming A Henchman
Doogie insisted on making a few purchases en route to what he was now calling “the rendezvous”. At an all-night convenience store Billy was instructed to lurk around the pumps looking suspicious. This was supposedly for the purpose of letting … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 10: Escape From Academia
Billy’s mission to retrieve Doogie wasn’t without risk. Unless they were as dumb as they looked, campus security had figured out Billy had a hobby of throwing bricks through the “life skills” window. Also, there was the matter of a … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 9: In Search Of A Squirrel Whisperer
There’s no getting around it, Billy thought, smart people really are different. He glanced at the passenger seat where Doogie was happily tapping his fingers on the dash in time to an obscure disco song and added an addendum; extremely … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 8: Peering Through The Fog
The Analyst was having a bad day. He was out of Mountain Dew, the transmission on his SUV had crapped out, and the data… The data was completely vexing. “You seem nervous.” It was the Cigarette Smoking man, who is … Continue reading
Road To Portland: Part 7: Billy Takes A Walk On The Wild Side
How would you know you’d hit rock bottom? This weighed upon Billy’s mind as he drove. He concluded one sign was grasping at straws. Delivering 10 pizzas to the middle of nowhere was grasping at straws. He wanted the money; … Continue reading