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Category Archives: Sagas
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 17: 400’ Flying Knife Attack
Mary and Terry zoomed up the helicopter’s cable at the speed of squirrel. At the top Mary launched herself at the face of the winch operator. The operator had been handling tear gas cartridges and had a clear face shield … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 16: Goose Huntin’ With Chigger
Across the street, Chigger Johnson was thrashing through the brush. He had an illegal goose blind nestled between the highway and the train tracks in a six-acre strip of largely ignored brush. Chigger felt the easiest way to facilitate a … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 15: Bart Meets A Non-Racist
The afterglow of the world’s first Ursus Americana turbo wedgie didn’t last long. With immense ferocity, an explosion tore part of the roof from the building. Everyone scattered; except Billy. He stepped back two paces, planted his feet carefully, and … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 14: Fractional Reserve K-cups
Back at the convenience store Billy and Doogie high-fived. They had just witnessed history’s first interspecies turbo wedgie. It was amazing! Bart spit out the stretched remains of a pair of Joe Boxer underwear and grinned. His experiment with human-based … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 13: You Should Have Studied STEM
The Analyst briefed the Extreme Greeters while their chopper rocketed toward the scene. Listening thought their helmet mounted headsets, each greeter did their level best to listen; but it was no use. “So the scan of more K-cup sales than … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels Update: INCOMING!
Dr. Mingo and my dog have complained, I’ve been compared to the Orange Menace, and a tip was withheld! This cannot stand. More squirrels will ensue shortly. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, pick … Continue reading
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Lesbian Activist Squirrel Update: I’m Apparently The Worst Marketer Ever
“You are the worst marketer ever! You’re like the guys that invented New Coke mixed with whomever cancelled Firefly.” Ouch. That hurt. The commanding voice was hard to ignore. It was my friend, very occasional blog author, and frequent (though … Continue reading
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Eclipse 2017 After Action Report: Part 09: Carly Simon Is Pissing Me Off
I’ve gone into left field with this thread but it’s my blog and my dog is sleeping. Until the dog wakes up I have no editorial bounds. The eclipse is about more than celestial visions and meatloaf. At the moment … Continue reading
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Eclipse 2017 After Action Report: Part 08
[Has it been a week since my last post? Damn it! I just left it sitting there, in the eerie twilight of mid-day, when all that is normal is not and the air is pregnant with the magic of an … Continue reading
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Eclipse 2017 After Action Report: Part 07
[Perhaps I’ve gone on too long. Everyone and their dog wrote about the eclipse a week ago. Rather than a news report (as if news exists anymore) I’m trying to capture the spirit of the thing. If I failed, chalk … Continue reading
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