Category Archives: Sagas

A Moment Of Grace: Part 1

Posted on June 11, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

[I’m not a religious man, but like all wise people I have a spiritual component. This is my story and only mine. If it doesn’t fit with your philosophy that’s none of my business. Skip it if you wish.] “It … Continue reading →

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Gorillas, Ben Gunn, And Nancy Pelosi

Posted on April 25, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

I can’t say Mingo’s description in the earlier post is incorrect. First of all I’m a menace to all around me when I haven’t had my morning coffee and second it happened before I’d had my coffee (thus I have … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 23: Pedantics

Posted on March 17, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 22: Things You Can’t Say

Posted on March 16, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 21: Chigger Gets It On Tape

Posted on March 15, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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New Squirrels

Posted on March 14, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

New Squirrels will go live tomorrow morning. (They’re already on Patreon right now.) I set the WordPress timer and my coffee pot timer at the same time and thus will begin the day caffeinated and publicly irreverent. Sadly, I’ll be … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 20: So Where Was I?

Posted on March 14, 2018 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading →

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For Rae And I’ll Let Rick & Morty Do The Talking

Posted on October 16, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Rae asked for more homesteading and fewer squirrels.  I responded with an explanation of how the sausage is made and had good intentions of writing a genuine homesteading post. Then (for unrelated reasons) crawled into a bottle of El Jimador … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain

Posted on October 9, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Billy sipped his beer and waited for the chaos to ebb. This was a time for patience; the weirder shit got, the shorter it would last. Billy made a quick mental census. The two extreme greeters Billy had shot had … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 18: One Less Ball For Mankind

Posted on October 4, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Terry, completely unaware of Mary’s fate, was wreaking havoc on the cockpit. Flying from control to control, flipping switches at random, obscuring the pilot’s view of gauges, and eventually finding an opening in the co-pilot’s pantleg at the boot cuff. … Continue reading →

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