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Category Archives: Lesbian Squirrels
More Squirrels: How We Got Here
Mrs. Curmudgeon, who’s infinitely patient, has had to sit through countless movies while I demonstrate absolutely no knowledge of what’s going on. There’s a deeply nuanced environment and I just show up in the middle like some sort of tourist. … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Miscellaneous Squirrels
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Return Of The Squirrels: Backstory
The squirrels are back! You may not know the saga that is The Attack Of The Lesbian Squirrels but you’re about to find out. This is the backstory I always knew but never shared. There’s nothing quite so fine as … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Prologue
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How To Motivate A Curmudgeon
This is the complete text (used with permission) that came with a recent tip: Damn it man, we need Squirrels!!! I warned you months ago, but the little Bastards are back. The demon spawn from your twisted imagination have once … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels
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Fake News
The following quote is satire. I wrote it. I was making fun of the press (New York Times). I crammed this joke into a story involving lesbian activist squirrels. (Link: Road To Portland: Part 27: Free Beer): “In an unfortunate incident, 782 … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Squirrels, Sagas
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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 23: Pedantics
UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Redacted or Director's Cut, Sagas
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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 22: Things You Can’t Say
UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Redacted or Director's Cut, Sagas
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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 21: Chigger Gets It On Tape
UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Redacted or Director's Cut, Sagas
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New Squirrels
New Squirrels will go live tomorrow morning. (They’re already on Patreon right now.) I set the WordPress timer and my coffee pot timer at the same time and thus will begin the day caffeinated and publicly irreverent. Sadly, I’ll be … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Miscellaneous Squirrels, Sagas
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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 20: So Where Was I?
UPDATE: There was a period of squirrelus interruptus as I worked through writer’s block, real life, and a few bottles of whiskey. During that time I decided to go back and re-arrange a few already live Squirrel posts. I’m reclassifying … Continue reading
For Rae And I’ll Let Rick & Morty Do The Talking
Rae asked for more homesteading and fewer squirrels. I responded with an explanation of how the sausage is made and had good intentions of writing a genuine homesteading post. Then (for unrelated reasons) crawled into a bottle of El Jimador … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels
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