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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

PredictIt Update

[Note: This post was written a couple weeks ago. I didn’t post it at the time because I felt we’d all had too much politics. I’m posting it now because we’ve briefly trailed off a local peak in the endless … Continue reading

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Various Distractions

So, society is still punching itself in the balls; and today’s a bigger disaster than yesterday? Ho hum. I tune out because nobody sane likes to roll about in mass tantrums. Rather than address the endless shitstorm of 2020, about … Continue reading

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Homestead Cat Update

[Editor’s note: There’s still something wrong with the comment software. I see ’em and approve them and they’re retained but not yet displayed. I’ll figure it out eventually but first I’ve got to go offline a few days while I … Continue reading

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Technical Difficulties

When folks send a comment I see it. I approve them virtually every time; usually within a day but sometimes it takes a couple days. Presumably I see all comments (I sure hope that’s true because if I’m only seeing … Continue reading

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The Cycle Of Life Births A Monarch

Lest we forget, the cycle of life continues unabated. Overly evolved monkeys that we are, we confuse our internal bullshit with literal reality. We’re prone to orbit the cult of politics. We roll like dogs in the serial panic it … Continue reading

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Two Weeks Of Sanity

Two weeks ago I posted the last of chapter six of from Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. It’s a lot of work to write such a thing and I’m prone to delay. But I want people to laugh (and … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Conclusion Of Chapter Six

Yesterday’s post concluded Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter Six: Adult Situations With Differential Equations. Nothing lasts forever and you’ve read to the end of what I’ve written. I hope you liked the story so far. You know those … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: A Most Potent Weapon In Defense Of Bullshit

Hundreds of miles away, in a secret facility, the Analyst leaned back in his chair. He was sporting an immense grin. “The Rickroll.” He chuckled. “My greatest invention.”

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger’s Rickroll

Chigger had finished his story and boy was it a hell of a story. Everyone applauded. Even if the man was mad, it was a hell of a tale. “I’m not done yet!” Chigger announced. His buddy Whacker nodded and … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Robert Palmer Girl

Here’s the most recent installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. A designated page with the full story puts the pieces in order. If you’d like to support my writing I’ve included links to PayPal and Patreon. Alternatively, if you buy … Continue reading

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