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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 14: Release the Kraken
Release the Kraken The fighters readied themselves for the next round. Mindy, a good athlete through and through, was breathing deeply; the better to fill her lungs with oxygen and bring her heart rate down. On Janice’s side things were … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 13: War With Eastasia
War With Eastasia Mindy was no wimp. The crowd howled like jackals and Janice advanced like a lion but she held her ground. At the last minute she dodged aside and landed a swift kick on Janice’s thigh. Swish. BANG! … Continue reading
Hello? Is This Thing On?
I suddenly stopped getting hit stats. That’s weird because that part of my WordPress setup has been pretty reliable. Odds are it’s a minor patch that’s missing or something similar. Either that of I’ve hit the big time and been … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 12: Marching Hammers
If you wound up here from an external link you’re probably wondering what context of could possibly make sense of this post. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (The … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 11: Redneck Ship Of Theseus
Some folks have arrived here from new locations. Welcome! If you’re new you’re probably wondering what the hell is going on. You’ve arrived in the middle of a serialized (and satirical) novel called Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. (In case … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 10: Scouts Go Hunting
Scouts Go Hunting Everyone focused on the parking lot, eagerly anticipating a fun evening. Then… disaster! Six campus “Activists” started to form a random protest. Oh no! University students are so well trained that protests spontaneously generate in their vicinity. … Continue reading
Waiting For The Worms / In The Flesh
In the intellectually constrained sweatbox of modern life, there’s a prison from which few escape with free minds. I’m referring of course, to universities. I mock them heartily in the next few posts and for good reason. Students who live … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 09: Audi Kill Zone
Audi Kill Zone The upcoming drug bust had taken on a life of its own. As the word spread, an entire ecosystem of State, Federal, and Local agencies arrived like scavengers at a prime carcass. They jostled for position in … Continue reading
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Lesbian Squirrel Cliffs Notes: The Audi
Tomorrow’s post is all about the deadly menace of an unattended Audi. Those of you who’ve read the entirety of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels know the scoop. Those who haven’t may be baffled. For them, I’m offering a … Continue reading
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 07: Part 08: How The Hook Was Set
How The Hook Was Set As they waited for the event to start, Winston’s phone rang. “Did they bite?” It was a colleague from a hopelessly mismanaged hedge fund on the west coast. A fellow outcast in the modern world … Continue reading