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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Squirrel Notes: Janice And Gertrude

I write at the speed of “got a day job” so there have been time gaps during the creation of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. Thus, you might not remember Janice or Gertrude. Janice is a MMA fighter and … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 7: Thunderdome: Part 02: The Van Plan

This post is part of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. The most recent post will be at the top and earlier posts will appear beneath it. If you want to see the whole story in the proper order go to … Continue reading

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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chapter 7: Thunderdome: Part 01: A Sure Bet

Winston Jones was a professor of business math. Not Business Ethics, Not Business Intersectionalist Studies. Not Business Feelings. Not Business Whining Because I Suck and Lack Marketable Skills. Business Math. Therefore, he was a pariah. It simply wouldn’t do to … Continue reading

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The Squirrels Are Back!

It’s go time! Right now I’m uploading another installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. If you’re new here, the squirrels are a donation supported on-line serialized novel. They’re my humble contribution to western civilization and my pushback against … Continue reading

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Sometimes It Hits You Hard

One year ago, I faced the day I knew would come. We’ve all been there. The heartbreak and joy of mortality is the lot of mankind. You’d think we could anticipate and be ready. You’d think a dog is just … Continue reading

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An Alternative To Political Bullshit

Let’s face it. 2021 blows. We all know it. I had high hopes. I optimistically thought “nothing will suck more than 2020”. Fate said “hold my beer and watch this!” I simply cannot compete with the vast quantities of bullshit … Continue reading

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Be Of Stout Heart

Four years and one month ago, people were running around wearing pussy hats and setting cars on fire. I thought “these people are hurting, I hope they return to mental health soon.” They had been discussing impeachment since the day … Continue reading

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Not A Great Start

Situation update: hampered by logistics but still endeavoring to create. Writing “Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels” is a hell of a lot of work. Here’s a peek at how the sausage is made: Much of my verbiage starts with … Continue reading

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It Is Good To Build: Part 4

Modern governance is a shitshow because it’s subverted by evil. Evil cannot build. Evil did not obtain consent. It’s such a mess that our society can’t properly support the shitheads in Panem even if we wanted to. But here’s the … Continue reading

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It Is Good To Build: Part 3

Watching shenanigans in DC all I can think is “these are messed up people”. They don’t look right. They don’t act right. They don’t talk right. They don’t seem healthy and well adjusted. They don’t seem nice. I can’t imagine … Continue reading

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