Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

The Inspector Arrives Half an hour later The Inspector arrived. “Hello Edna. Thank you for coming.” “The lock has been picked. You failed to replace the doorknob.” Good God, how did she do it? Edna (a.k.a. The Inspector) could walk … Continue reading →

Alchemy And Sports Medicine Working quickly, it took them fifteen minutes to assemble SMEEDA. They’d disconnected the bathroom sink drain and piped SMEEDA directly into the sewer. They’d strung an extension cord for power, rigged a fresh water intake hose, … Continue reading →

Garbage Disposal From Hell One of the more experienced thugs involved in the situation hung his head in misery. He was dispatched to the city’s municipal waste facility to retrieve SMEEDA. The machine bothered him. It was morbid and disgusting! … Continue reading →

Gertrude Takes Charge A bus pulled up half a block from Janice’s apartment and a short stout force of nature emerged. It was Janice’s grandmother Gertrude, and if she’d heard you refer to her as “Janice’s Grandmother” the dope slap … Continue reading →

This post is part of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. The most recent post will be at the top and earlier posts will appear beneath it. If you want to see the whole story in the proper order go to … Continue reading →

Winston Jones was a professor of business math. Not Business Ethics, Not Business Intersectionalist Studies. Not Business Feelings. Not Business Whining Because I Suck and Lack Marketable Skills. Business Math. Therefore, he was a pariah. It simply wouldn’t do to … Continue reading →

It’s go time! Right now I’m uploading another installment of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels. If you’re new here, the squirrels are a donation supported on-line serialized novel. They’re my humble contribution to western civilization and my pushback against … Continue reading →