Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon

About AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

Stories On Two Wheels: Part 1

I had to take a long-ish one day trip on short notice. Normally I’d drive my truck but gas costs $5 a gallon in the Bidenverse. (The uncaring finger of fate removed me from the dwindling sanity of 2019 and … Continue reading

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The Thrill Of Reality: Part 4

Through rain obscured visor I could see the flashing lights of the tow truck’s chase car in the far distance. He and his entourage was the biggest thing on the road. I was the smallest. Then again we were the … Continue reading

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The Thrill Of Reality: Part 3

There’s only one intersection in that town. Three stop signs and one road with right of way. I came to a full stop just as a huge tow truck rolled through the intersection. It was one of those giant trucks … Continue reading

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The Thrill Of Reality: Part 2

Clouds which had been threatening all afternoon had coalesced into a deep opaque whole. Sunset was nigh. Low angle light slipped between the darkening skies above and the shimmering horizon below; like heat softened metal hovering just above the anvil. … Continue reading

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The Thrill Of Reality: Part 1

The day had been unconscionably hot. Humidity hung like a haze over the day’s plans and lowered my productivity. I’d worked my tractor as much as I dared and then shut it down to cool. (The same heat that affects … Continue reading

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Blazing Saddles

I was talking with a fellow about President “Most Votes In American History” Biden’s sanctions. Intended to punish Russia after it entered Ukraine, they’ve been somewhere between an “own goal” and a faceplant. I suppose charitably you could say they … Continue reading

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Gorgeous Animation

[My last post had too much politics. I apologize. I was trying to describe how manufactured events continue being manufactured with or without reality based causes. I probably failed. Please cut me some slack, I posted from McDonalds and no … Continue reading

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Unwilling To Define Schrödinger’s Cat In The Bidenverse

I’ve been “off grid” and will stay off a little longer. This is for three reasons. I’m in a place with chitty cell service. Even if I had service, I’m super busy and have no time to play emotional grabass … Continue reading

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Off Grid

Light posting for a while. I’m going off grid a few days.

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There’s Good News Too

In my last post I noted a minor observation in the night sky: “there it was… a gleaming silent line of human intelligence wrought among the stars. Maybe 50 dots in a perfect formation. A constellation. Just a hint of … Continue reading

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