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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Look Behind You! Please?
Fiscal issues? Forget about that! Look at this! Everyone just look at this thing here which is totally a big deal and far more important than any other pressing matters. Continue reading
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Cassandra Report: Followup #2: Venezuela
It looks to me like Chavez has beaten his country like a rented mule and his time is just about up. His 13 year socialist reign has been, for want of a better word, “craptacular” for his people. He trashed a nation in less time than most of us take to wear out a Honda Civic. It was a safe prediction. Who didn’t see it coming? Continue reading
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Nothing Good Can Come Of SB1813
Busybodies obsessively monitor people. Control freaks use the information that busybodies collect for their own nefarious ends. They all gravitate toward regulation. None care about you. Continue reading
2012 Cassandra Report: Followup #1
I calls ’em like I sees ’em. Continue reading
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Apparently I’ve Stepped In It: Doubling Down
I was told by several people that I should drop this whole subject. They were wise. I am ignoring their counsel. Continue reading
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2012 Cassandra Report IV: Predictions 35-45
The problem with prognostication is not the risk of being wrong, it’s the frustration if you’re right but still have to sit through the train wreck. However, it is universal law that you must put your words on the record … Continue reading
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Irrelevant Maneater Story
I have a two part theory about hitch hikers. Part one is that each hitchhiker has a non-zero and surprisingly high probability of being the psychotic murderous love child of Jack the Ripper and Charles Manson. When you pick one up you’re taking an unknowable risk. Part two is that walking sucks. I’ve hitchhiked myself when all else failed. Despite the fact that I look like Attila the Hun and have the personality of Stalin with PMS, people have stopped for me. I’ve always been grateful. Continue reading
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Rosen/Romney Knock It Off
The following statement is true: A person who has never worked for someone else to draw a paycheck is largely unaware of what it’s like. Continue reading
The Unstoppable: Stanislav Petrov
Smack dab in the middle of this global circular firing squad sat a lieutenant colonel of the Soviet Air Defence Forces. His job was at the command center for their nuclear early warning system keeping an eye on the trigger happy Americans. One day radar indicated five missiles incoming from the US. Holy shit! Mother Russia was under attack! Should he ring his superior and recommend that they unleash Armageddon? Continue reading
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The Unstoppable: Understanding The 1980’s (Encore)
I’ve posted five songs from Britain, Canada, Australia, and Germany from 1983 to 1986. See the pattern? All are about the same fear; someone pressing the button and getting us all killed for no good reason. It’s not rocket science and these were not concerns of just a few coddled yahoos in Hollywood. Everyone was wondering when some dipshit would pull the ripcord and send us back to the stone age. You don’t need to stare at climate models and identify with glaciers to worry about getting vaporized by an ICBM. That was the whole point of 1980’s geopolitics. Continue reading
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