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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Soda Response II
Recently I was forced to subsist on barely edible food. Yes, I’m talking about a Hardees Six Dollar Burger. Tragic! Alas, sometimes I just don’t have time to prepare a proper venison steak. It was after midnight and the clueless … Continue reading
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Soda Ban Response
From lead nanny state busybody Bloomberg who apparently thinks it’s within government’s purview (from the consent of the governed?) to outlaw large soda cups: “We’re not taking away anybody’s right to do things, we’re simply forcing you to understand that … Continue reading
Of Boobs And Glasses
The world has achieved another first. A new plateau on our superlative modern technologically advanced society has been reached. As an Adaptive Curmudgeon, I couldn’t be happier! Continue reading
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It Is June
…and that means I get to uncover a new page on my Stihl pinup calendar. I realize a woman in lingerie holding a weed whacker makes no sense. I don’t care. Some things, like sunsets and my Stihl calendar, are … Continue reading
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Fauna Cluelessness
Curmudgeon Compound has an impressive TV antenna which came with the place. I never hooked it up because fuck television! I’m lazy. The past few mornings a woodpecker has been earnestly hammering away at the tall metal support pole. I’ve … Continue reading
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Roger And Elaine
I believe I have participated in roughly 10,000 conversations exactly like this one. Continue reading
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Chainsaw Art
From House of Eratosthenes this is just beautiful:
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Breaking Stuff
Delightful mayhem from Dead Man Dance: *Around 1:30 I thought “I’d never let my chainsaw get that sticky”. I’m just sayin’.
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E-books: Resistance Is Futile
Our household is aggressively dangerously unforgivably literate. All through the house, words are disassembled, deconstructed, folded, spindled, mutilated, adored, trashed, preserved, deleted, savored, swigged, passed around like a joint in Phish concert, consumed like beer at a kegger, and inhaled in a way Bill Clinton denied. Scrabble is a contact sport. We alliterate even when the drapes aren’t drawn. Similes and metaphors are bounced off walls like free radicals in Ron Paul’s brain. Words are mixed in good ways and bad and (in my case) foreign ones are mispronounced with wild abandon. All words are welcome in our house. (I’m the only one who swears but I don’t fucking care if you disapprove.) Further, as you’ve no doubt noticed from reading my blog, I’m willing to walk around in public without using spell check. Continue reading
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Food Observation
I had the radio on while I was… forgive me John Galt… working my ass off. To my dismay the hippie banjo folk music I’d been grooving on gave way to hand wringing “news/tainment”. Damn it! Someday I’ll get decent … Continue reading