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Author Archives: AdaptiveCurmudgeon
Word For The Day: Corruption Niche
It’s self defeating to build the trap and add the cheese just so you can be shocked when a mouse gets snapped. I won’t play that game. None of us should! Continue reading
The Possibility Of Ridiculous Outcomes: Part III
There are people on this earth who are willing to (and have) disrupted the lives of everyone in a large city. They have done this to free, adult, American, citizens. They did this despite the fact that they weren’t personally tough enough to endure a donut shortage. These people have badges. Continue reading
News That You Haven’t Heard
The last time things were this good a family vehicle could be purchased for $550 and tanked up for eight cents a gallon. 2013 is likely to have a murder rate so low it predates the invention of chocolate chip cookies, Chia pets, Alaskan statehood, television, NFL football, Superman, McDonalds, and Shirley Temple (who is still alive by the way). Continue reading
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Word For The Day: Undernews
Undernews – (Noun) News that is widely available on the Internet (particularly blogs) but doesn’t get much (or any) attention in the Mainstream Media. I didn’t coin the term. It’s been kicking around for years. What can I say; I … Continue reading
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Another Cool Idea That Won’t Happen In “Free America”
Other ideas run aground on established interests and bureaucracies. They’re killed in their crib and never make it to prime time. Here are a few examples near and dear to my heart: Continue reading
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Chiropractors
Recent shenanigans with my tractor have hammered my back to death. That got me thinking of chiropractors. I’m of the opinion that some chiropractors are voodoo quacks and others miracle workers (provided your injury falls within their bailiwick). The quacks … Continue reading
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Tractor Yoga
It’s time to practice homesteading Yoga. Step one is to start your tractor. Continue reading
Posted in Homesteading
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I Didn’t See That Coming
I’m in a coffee shop in enemy territory a college town. College towns make me nervous. Is socialism contagious? Will I forget my science background and be found years later smoking dope in a cult of global warming fans who … Continue reading
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The Possibility Of Ridiculous Outcomes: Part II
Once something has been done once, it can be done again. This time in Valley Springs California. “A region of oak-studded hills in California, where big-city dwellers come to get away from crime, was on lockdown Monday, two days after … Continue reading
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The Possibility Of Ridiculous Outcomes
Thirteen years, eleven months, and twenty-six days. That’s how long it took. “Lockdown” had drifted from “prisoners“, to “minors“, to “everyone in Boston“. Comparing Columbine to Boston shows it expanded from “a school building” to “a metropolitan area” and from “a few hours” to “a full day“. Continue reading
Posted in Curmudgeonly Gems of Insight
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