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Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.

The Stories Write Themselves: Part 2

An update to The Stories Write Themselves: First there’s this: Powerline posted a video of folks denouncing Trump’s Supreme Court nominee as racist, hateful, and all around evil. The fun part is this video was made before the nominee was … Continue reading

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A Cage Of Your Own Making: Part 2: Better Outcomes

Tragedy comes from flawed character, not capricious fate. Not everyone has flawed character. Example #1 is George Washington. George Washington was known as President George Washington and not King Washington. Why? Because he retired. He quit! He had people begging … Continue reading

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A Cage Of Your Own Making: Part 1: Bad Outcomes

Those who lust for power become its casualties. I have mixed feelings about this. It’s anywhere from painful to cathartic to schadenfreud-tastic to see it in real life. The Greeks had it all figured out. Roughly, a tragic flaw (called hamaratia and … Continue reading

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The Zombie Apocalypse Has Gotten Worse

Last week, I found out (from Knuckledraggin’) that my favorite bourbon distillery (1792!) had a tragedy. Things just went from bad to worse: It’s a nightmare.

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The Constitution Of The United States Of America

[The Magna Carta was signed in 1215. It was a ballsy move to force a king to do anything. Would it be worth the paper it was written on? A king, even one in a temporarily weak condition, might rise … Continue reading

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The Stories Write Themselves

Satire (and humor) works best when exaggeration is allowed to grow from a seed of truth. Enjoy. From Don Surber comes The generic editorial against Trump’s next pick: “This is not who we are. We are better than this. These … Continue reading

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The Timescale Of A Gnat

I’ve been on the road. Driving is a good time to think. Driving is also a golden opportunity to observe America. I’m not seeing the mess projected by the hysterical flapping fruit-loops in the media. Actual Americans in actual America … Continue reading

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The Zombie Apocalypse Has Arrived

I’ve been off-grid a couple weeks, during which time I’ve successfully avoided most news. Ignorance is bliss. However, a huge tragic event happened while I was unaware. Yesterday, I logged onto wifi, idly clicked to Knuckledraggin My Life Away, and … Continue reading

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Ignoring Metrics

Like anyone, I’m pleased when my blog gets many hits and mildly disappointed when I get few. I recognize the emotion for what it is; pride… or perhaps narcissism… not necessarily a good thing. Knowing I shouldn’t care doesn’t mean … Continue reading

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A Moment Of Grace: Part 4: Epilogue

Grace is a powerful thing. The dog recovered. We all did. It is now “day 41”. Elderdog is as chipper as a dog its age can be. This particular dog has never gotten many treats. Its stomach isn’t great and … Continue reading

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