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Monthly Archives: August 2022
Free Range Corn: Part 5: WIN!
Holy shit! It worked. It worked fairly well. It worked so much better than it ought to! It was a dumb idea but it worked… so it’s not entirely dumb. I went into the pig pen of weedy chaos and … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 4: GenX Corn
Anyway there were no piglets this spring and I was worried. In spring the pen was mostly dirt but it wouldn’t last. It would be a nearly impassible jungle in a few months. Why not try something different? I hit … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 3: The Pig And Weed Cycle
[Not that kind of weed, ya’ hippie!] My homestead’s fenced area should have pigs but doesn’t. All I’ve got is a rickety half collapsed fence around soil that’s notable. The soil has been shit on by pigs or cows most … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 2: Looming Bacon Shortage
I not-so-humbly think my readers are smarter than the average bear and fairly self-reliant so I need to pitch this out there. If you’ve got great advice about gardening, particularly the proven solutions used by gardeners for centuries; don’t tell … Continue reading
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Free Range Corn: Part 1
I’m going to start this post with a preference and two statements. First, the preference: I prefer raising or hunting critters to gardening or gathering plants. That’s just my opinion. You can do your own thing. The world is full … Continue reading
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I’m Cooler Than That! I Swear It!
I’ve been conventionally unproductive this summer, which means I’ve been a whir of happy inefficiency. I raised no pigs, sold my chickens, the homestead looks like shit, and the firewood ain’t stacked. Do I care? Not really. Why care about … Continue reading
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Happily Drunk In A Fabric Cage: Part 4.5: Thoughts About GPS Receivers
If you’re going to follow a route someone else mapped (like an adventure touring route) you’ll be using navigation software and a GPS. Paper maps are fading. For better or worse, we’ve all been thrust into the e-world. I’m very … Continue reading
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Happily Drunk In A Fabric Cage: Part 4: Thoughts About The TWAT
I was happy. You might think this meant the conditions were great. Nope! They sucked. Happiness comes less from perfect weather than a mental framework of peace; at least that’s my theory. My gear helped. The new jacket kept me … Continue reading
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Happily Drunk In A Fabric Cage: Part 3: A New Voice
I’m not saying I woke with a hangover; but I was a bit fuzzy. No worries. It was a good morning to sit on my ass brewing coffee and being lavishly unproductive. The weather report wasn’t great, so my plans … Continue reading
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Motorcycle Camping: Happily Drunk In A Fabric Cage: Part 2.5: Shortwave Blues In The Dark
Having deployed a campsite that felt like a mansion it was time for the last lesson of the day. I don’t have to do Jack Shit if I don’t want to! Honey Badger, my dirtbike still perched on the trailer, … Continue reading
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