Because nothing is more fun that creepy vinyl cowboy costumes!
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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
“Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde”
Beware of the anger of a patient man.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.
They must be fans of the creepy Burger King mascot.
Ugh, the Burger King mask is like a horror movie.
My favorite Primus song is “Fish On”. Wyona’s Big Brown Beaver is a close second.
That is as camp as tits. I doubt Liberace stoned out of his head on Acid would dress or act like that.
WTH did I just watch? Thank Dog I’m sick and self-medicating with copious tequila. The music was kinda catchy.