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Monthly Archives: January 2022
Spring Sailing 2021: Part 14: Rection!
[Today we come to the end of my little story about campsites and sailboats. The trip was peaceful but dragging the storyline over the threshold to live posts was chaos. What you’re reading was (mostly) typed last year, temporarily abandoned, … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 13: Bloggus Interruptus Continues
I’m almost done! The plumber is coming and I’ve got all the fittings. All I need to do is pull back this rug and… Bleeeaaauuughhhggg. Sigh, I had to buy an old farmhouse didn’t I? Think. Think. Think. Fuck it! … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 12: I Am The Beastmaster
The next day the sun rose too early for my tastes. On the other hand, I’d be controlling wildlife within the hour. Hunched over the fire, I felt surly. During the day’s unavoidable period of pre-coffee crabbiness, a yuppie shithead … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 11: The Trust Levels Of Society
As I sailed back to camp I had a discovery of the “Captain Obvious” sort. What had seemed, in the twilight of the day previous, to be a series of shoreline trails and fishing docks, was actually for boats. Duh! … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 10: Ticks And Treats
[Where was I before events in the winter of 2022 poleaxed the story arc of memories from the spring of 2021? Oh yeah, I was in heaven; snoozing in the sun on a distant shore to which I’d sailed in … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 09: Bloggus Interruptus
At this point in the story I’m sound asleep on a picnic table; miles and hours from the dock where I’d started. I remember nothing of that necessary and appreciated break aside from a feeling of peace and joy. But, … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 08: Walk Of Shame
Deeply nestled in the inlet, all was calm. Too calm in fact. My map told the story of two lakes joined by a narrows. A long sinuous shallow affair connecting two mostly independent bodies of water; easily traversed by a … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 07: Touch And Go Landing
As soon as I got out in the breeze, the reduced sail inflated and it didn’t look so bad. It pulled me forward but much more gently. Also I began to plow sideways through the water! After a second’s head … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 06: Reef Early, Reef Often
The first thing about sailboats is that sails are not motors. Mine has tremendous (for the size of the boat) square footage. When the wind is strong, all that area is pulling too hard. I believe the word is “overpowered”. … Continue reading
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Spring Sailing 2021: Part 05: Lessons On The Wind
Did I mention I don’t know much about sailing? I’m living proof one can build things which they cannot operate. (Though I’m improving.) This wasn’t obvious at first but now I understand it deeply. Building a boat (even a small … Continue reading
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