Monthly Archives: February 2022

Stupid Shit For Fun And Prizes

My last series of posts involved springtime 2021 and Curmudgeonly reflections on the Norman invasion of 1066. The set before that involved fictional murdertrout and the memory of a society where wrestling pythons helped sell life insurance. What’s the common … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 8

Elections have a job, they should convince the people their voice was heard. No matter what your opinion of the outcome, America’s system failed at the process in 2020. To what extent does it matter? Nothing is perfect. The most … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 7

If they can do it, then they can do it. As it was in England in 1066 so it is in America in 2021. “There are no true rules”, it’s not natural for me. I reflexively obey the rule of … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 6

My last post talked about how uber-Viking and walking corpse factory Harald Sigurdsson, King of Norway tried to become the King of England. Cliffs notes version: Harald had been absolute hard core killing machine for decades but he’d gotten old. … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 5

In 1066 English King Godwinson was put in the big chair to replace King Edward who was dead. This was done by a counsel of “wise men”. So the succession is done right? Nah! Harald Sigurdsson, King of Norway wanted … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 4

A thousand years ago Edward the Confessor was mostly regarded as a good English King. He kicked the bucket. Naive man that I am, I assumed he’d planned for a suitable heir he found somewhere in the inbred family tree. … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 3

Pondering history has advantages but only if it’s distant. No politician in 2021 has a campaign speech with fake tales of swordsmanship during the Battle of Hastings (1066). Instead, every geezer in DC stood shoulder to shoulder with Martin Luther … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 2

I’ve had a fabulous time sailing and camping. Nature provides the sanity we monkeys so desperately need. After a few days of sailing (with no more gopher interactions) I was relaxed and ready to reflect on what is becoming the … Continue reading

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A Private Message To A Specific Commenter

This post has nothing to do with anything publicly displayed on my blog: I recently got a comment from ATEMPORARYADDRESS@hotmail.com. I don’t want to respond to the actual address. God knows how much spam a response would generate. (In case … Continue reading

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All Hail The Legitimate King Who Just Killed His Way To Power: Part 1

The next few posts are from the past. I wrote the rough draft in the spring of 2021. I jotted it in a notebook on a picnic table while camping. I never posted it; until now. It’s less than a … Continue reading

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