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Monthly Archives: December 2019
A New Year’s Resolution You Can Keep
Congratulations! You’re not dead! You know what that means? It means the New Year approaches and you’re still on the best side of the grass. For you, you lucky mammalian miracle, the cycle begins anew. Life (or at least the … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Miscellaneous Squirrels
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Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Pedantics
Twitch tried to pull himself together. For him, this was a common desire but rare accomplishment. He counted to ten. He was alive! Now he needed to get out of this mess. He reached deep into his psyche and gathered … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Things You Can’t Say
“What did he say?!?” The Smoking Man fumed. The Analyst and the Smoking Man were watching a real-time feed directly from Chigger’s cell phone to their secret base in {REDACTED}. The analyst had clandestine access to every cell phone in … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger Gets It On Tape
Chigger stepped out of the brush to get a better view of the helicopter. It was rocketing skyward at a crazed tilted angle suitable for an ICBM but all wrong for a helicopter. Years of redneck shenanigans had taught Chigger … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Ride Off Into The Sunset
The stoic college dropout that entered the convenience store had been overconfident. The warrior that exited was unstoppable. Treachery had been unmasked and defeated. Powerful forces had come down from the sky only to be dispatched and mocked. A vomiting … Continue reading
Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Birth Of A Supervillian
Like many writers (most of which are better than me), I used a serialized story to paint myself into a corner. Rather than post crap that’s rejiggered for bad reasons (I’m looking at you Lucas! Han shot first you pansy … Continue reading
More Squirrels: How We Got Here
Mrs. Curmudgeon, who’s infinitely patient, has had to sit through countless movies while I demonstrate absolutely no knowledge of what’s going on. There’s a deeply nuanced environment and I just show up in the middle like some sort of tourist. … Continue reading
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Return Of The Squirrels: Backstory
The squirrels are back! You may not know the saga that is The Attack Of The Lesbian Squirrels but you’re about to find out. This is the backstory I always knew but never shared. There’s nothing quite so fine as … Continue reading
Posted in Lesbian Squirrels, Prologue
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How To Motivate A Curmudgeon
This is the complete text (used with permission) that came with a recent tip: Damn it man, we need Squirrels!!! I warned you months ago, but the little Bastards are back. The demon spawn from your twisted imagination have once … Continue reading
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A Tiny Christmas Miracle
I’m about to link to a happy tidbit: The lightbulb mandate has been reeled in. Here’s my personal reaction to this small improvement in liberty. Hurray! Now for some bullet points: Any liberty, even one that’s minor and irrelevant… makes … Continue reading
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