Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels!
Please Support This Blog:
Tippers are more attractive to the opposite sex and their chainsaws always start on the first pull. The links are below. Thanks.
-
-
Bat Signal
-
In the event my blog goes down (regardless of reason), I'll communicate information (and possibly an alternate URL) to the following locations:
Monthly Archives: April 2018
Zuckerberg: A View From A Distance: Part 0
Congress, having discharged less pressing duties like managing a budget and indexing their navel lint, have developed an interest in Facebook. It was about time. Not that Zuckerberg’s testimony (not under oath of course) matters at all. I just mean … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
4 Comments
Gravity Report
The weekend was not kind to yours truly. Last week I parked my truck, stepped out and… BOOM. Flat on my fucking back! There was a patch of ice about 3 feet long and 2 feet wide right where I’d … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
10 Comments
Phenology Report
phe·nol·o·gy noun /fiˈnäləjē/ 1.The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, esp. in relation to climate and plant and animal life There are several pieces of evidence which indicate impending seasonal shift. First: I saw a motorcycle on the road. It was … Continue reading
Posted in Phenology
15 Comments
Phenology Report
Spring has been a stone-cold bitch. No one has sunk a truck. The ice remains hard but only a complete moron would put anything with a license plate out there now. Thus, the only thing at risk are ATVs, which … Continue reading
Posted in Phenology
3 Comments