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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
“Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde”
Beware of the anger of a patient man.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol shot.
So is THAT what a lesbian squirrel looks like? Where is the vibrator?
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Cool! TGIF back atcha!
When are you going to open your posts up to us regular folk again?
Monday was the plan. Maybe I’ll do it sooner?
Thank you! I just read it, and now I can’t wait for the second. Does He get brought to an animal rescue facility where he meets the lesbian squirrels who are also rescue animals and does he eat said squirrels at the end of the story as he escapes captivity thinking humans are even crazier than he imagined? This time I will remember to turn on the notification for replies.
Glad you liked it. Next post is photographic evidence (because all of my stories are 100% true!). Then it gets weird.
I’m just about to read the weird, weird is good!