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Category Archives: Get Off My Lawn Loser
iWhiner
Everyone knows that Apple is an evil entity jointly operated by Satan and Dick Cheney. They employ iNinjas and Huey Lewis to destroy all that is good and holy. Never turn your back on an iDevice! You’ve been warned… However … Continue reading
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A Political Party For “Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss” Blues
I’m going to vote this year with all the joy of a condemned man forced to get a root canal en route to a firing squad…who’s just been kicked in the balls…while being chewed by marmots…in the cold pouring rain. … Continue reading
And So It Begins
A couple of hours ago I was mowing a brushy area near my lawn. (Or rather trying to keep the encroaching wilderness from overrunning my backyard.) This involved revving the shit out of my old tractor and dropping the clutch … Continue reading
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