Like many writers (most of which are better than me), I used a serialized story to paint myself into a corner. Rather than post crap that’s rejiggered for bad reasons (I’m looking at you Lucas! Han shot first you pansy son of a bitch!) I decided to pause, adapt, and restart.
The most up to date… this is the last page of the freshly printed book that’s still spewing from the writer’s head… post is Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain. I’ve updated the Attack Of The Lesbian Squirrels main page too. Maybe you read it and remember, maybe not. If not, here’s a sample to entice you back into the story:
He felt an inner need to celebrate his new dark and tortured psyche. What luck; some nitwit in traditional Pakistani garb was just standing there! Years of training made it impossible to use the words “Islamic” and “terrorist” in the same sentence, but as a violent, dangerous man who’d just shot a friend in cold blood… it was time to go rogue.
Achmed had seen eyes glint like that before. He didn’t run out the door so much as blasted through it. Hot on his heels, the newly minted supervillain was shouting obscenities…”
On behalf of writers everywhere, please pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Also, thank you for your support and patience. In the meantime, don’t turn your back on squirrels or Abba because more will follow.
