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Monthly Archives: July 2012
I’m ‘Merican, a victim of public schooling, and a blogger. It should be happy I’m literate at all. Spell check is a metaphor for the government. Continue reading
The following post has no point or defining theme: What is it with Gershwin? It’s almost embarrassing to like his fluff derived of showtunes and lullabies; yet he was brilliant. If you can sit on my porch swing in July and not hear “Summertime” you’re a mutant. Continue reading
Until recently the world was a better place. This is because I did not own Crocs. Continue reading
Usually I refer to folks who “overcome” as “Unstoppable”. But sometimes someone is so utterly awesome that they merit “Unstoppable” even when life gives them a shit sandwich, their brain pretty much melts, and that jackoff Edison screws them six … Continue reading
Don’t let the whiners and their creeping weakness get to you. Our nation is just as awesome as ever. Make noise and celebrate, for today we commemorate a most improbable event. A bunch of rednecks bumpkins told the most powerful … Continue reading