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Oscilloscope?
I stumbled across a $40 oscilloscope for sale. Presumably it was only driven on Sundays by a sweet little old lady and also it functions… probably it even functions correctly. (How would I know?) Right now it’s hooked up to … Continue reading
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The Most Interesting Chicken In The World: Part 2
He was the worst kind of criminal; the exceedingly rare and almost legendary monster that’s literally too rapacious and violent for organized crime. He was effective, no doubt about that! But no good for a team. You could see in … Continue reading
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The Most Interesting Chicken In The World: Part 1
Behold this magnificent image. Just look at it. Look! At! It! So much is happening. So many questions. What could possibly be happening? Why was the chicken thirsty? Is it also cold? Did it need a beer after a hard … Continue reading
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OCD Floor
I’m working in a building where the elevator floor has some sort of synthetic tile laid down. So far, so good. But you’re supposed to grout that shit! It’s like standing on an artfully placed pile of old broken plates. … Continue reading
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Can You Imagine How Hard It Is
…to not comment about politics right now? Things have gotten so weird. It draws the mind. Like a trainwreck, involving a circus, in a cesspool, that catches fire, on Facebook. It has gone from “unusual” to a self replicating stupid … Continue reading
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Channeling Dennis Miller
Raconteur Report hits one out of the park: That’s just lining up the ensuing meme-oriffic beatdown. I won’t steal Raconteur Report’s thunder. However, if you don’t go there immediately your day has been totally wasted. Nothing that happens in the … Continue reading
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Back Online
[Greetings from the world’s only habitually off-grid blogger.] I’ve been off-line longer than usual. (There were a few automagically scheduled posts sprinkled about, but for at least the last few weeks I’ve been mostly AWOL.) Didja miss me? My absence … Continue reading
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To The Person Who Tipped: You Rock!
I’ve been off line for several days. An unexpected event erupted a week ago and I hit the road. I’ve had only the slightest whiff of decent WiFi since. In fact, I’m keeping this post <100 words lest I fry … Continue reading
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