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Why should I not have cake from Norwegian carrots? Sounds delicious! This is surely a logical response to foaming at the mouth about the Chevy Volt. Continue reading →

It was also Bert Gummer approved. Short supply line and all that. The only “corporate” components were coffee beans and butter. Every bunker should be outfitted to make a good wholesome breakfast before one must face the upcoming zombie apocalypse, volcanic eruption, natural disaster, or election cycle. (Or in my case, cleaning the chimney.) Continue reading →

The world must know of the dangers posed by mutant unkillable raccoons. Continue reading →

The future is gonna’ be awesome! Predictions for the year 2111 in The Astonishing World Of The Future describe amazing advances in technology. Continue reading →

Best of luck to everyone in 2012. I have the feeling we’re gonna’ need it. Continue reading →

I was driving home with another trailer of free wood. (Blessed are the possessors of the chainsaws for the dead tree shall provide their heat.) I was in a good mood because… well duh…the wood was free. Continue reading →

Kim Jong Il is dead. Adios fucker! Continue reading →

I was forced to venture into a store between Thanksgiving and New Years.  That’s the commercial dead zone!  A time when I barely leave the homestead!  The store was infested with Christmas shoppers. Sometimes you’ve got to go into the … Continue reading →

It’s a reasonable guess that there are some 129,000 more guns in the hands of free American citizens than there were the day before. Huzzah! Continue reading →

This post has no content. It’s as bereft of thought as daytime TV. Continue reading →